Who decided that giving Dakota weapons for Christmas was a good plan?
Think ppl! In this, we all suffer! Ping pong ball gun, refill darts and ammo belt for last year's gun, suction dart shotgun, outer space noise maker gun, real bow and arrows, and I'm starting to consider the hot wheels track a part of this list...
I know I missed something, but you get the general picture...think Saving Private Ryan, and come rescue me!
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Dear War Torn,
You need to establish war zone boundaries in your house. Like no-man's land and enemy territory. Establish an armistice for certain areas of the house. Be all diplomatic. If this doesn't work just attack and plunder.
Sincerely,
Dr. War Advice
mwwahahaha. Er, I mean yeah, really bad idea. next year I'll get him one of thos really cool world peace kits.
I would also suggest a Create-A-Cult Kit
Taking all of the above into consideration, I've returned to my bunker at 1810.
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