You know what amazes me...?

Cottage Cheese: Why do we choose to eat something that basically is curdled milk?

Babies: How do they ever end up talking normal with all the goo-goo, ga-ga that they hear?

Flip-Flops: How can a shoe be so addictive?

Dogs: Do they really end up looking like their owner...or is it vice-versa?

Computers: Are they really a help...or are they an evil invention made to cause the destruction of all mankind...and how is it that they always crash, die, and go kablooie when you need them the most???

Fire: Why can something so beautiful be so painful to touch...and why is the urge to burn things occasionally very strong??? (Little known fact...I have slight pyromaniac tendencies)

People: Why on earth do people read these things?